Snippets of a Friday

Today's highlights, as culled from sent e-mails:

First message of the day, 7:19 AM

Oh god, I think I may still be drunk.

---

About a stupid boy

And I stood there thinking, "Um, hello? Have we met? Yes, because I am QUEEN of fun! casual! relationships. I do SO EXCEEDINGLY WELL at them, yes, that's definitely what I'm after."

---

Regarding my offer to bring dessert to a dinner party, which was met by an inquiry as to my access to a local bakery

BAKERY??? Dude, dessert comes from my kitchen!

The response came back addressed to "Dudess."

---

About another stupid boy

Unfortunately, we run into the really nice body problem. As in, he has one and I would like to be in charge of it.