July, Already?!?!?

I flipped the page on my calendar this week and made a shocking discovery: It's July.

JULY. JU.LY. You know, that month that signals the beginning of the third quarter.

Crap.

Halfway through the year, and there's so much I haven't accomplished! Namely:

1. Filing my taxes.
   
2. Sculpting a body to rival Rebecca Romijn's.
   
3. Figuring out how to be reimbursed by my insurance company for the last six months' worth of prescriptions.
   
4. Becoming a generally happier and less-stressed person. (#3 isn't helping the endeavor any.)
   
5. Reading the seventy thousand books on my bookshelf just waiting for me to have some "free time."
   
6. Finalizing plans for world domination.